This one time Larry Bird was driving home, and these kids down the street from him had a lemonade stand. Now everyone knows Larry Bird loves lemonade more than his own mother, so the guy hits the brakes and pulls a high speed 180 right up to the lemonade stand.
Larry Bird got out to get his lemonade and the kid told him it was a dollar for a little dixie cup of it.
Now this really set Larry off. He had been around long enough to know this was a complete freakin' ripoff, and he wasn't about to get soaked by some little kid.
But some little kid was about to get soaked by Larry Bird.
He grabbed the pitcher of lemonade and dumped it over the kid's head. The kid started crying and ran into his house.
Larry very nonchalantly attached a chain from the back of his pickup to the kid's lemonade stand and dragged it slowly to his own driveway.
2 comments:
What the F***!?
this is real
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