Larry Bird

So I didn't know if Larry Bird had really gotten a basketball for his Christmas present once when he was real young, and his brother and him dribbled it so much that they wore it out that day.

But it was true, I just saw it on a TV program.

The next day, Larry made his gym coach look like a clown when he went up and dunked on his ass so bad, it was unorthodoxed. That was the first time Larry made a grown man cry, but certainly not the last.