Larry Bird

One time, this kid in a diner dropped his spoon on the floor. Needless to say, Larry Bird was eating a few booths down from this kid, and he was annoyed as all hell.

So Larry casually paid his check and waited in the bushes outside the diner. No sooner had that kid walked out the front door, he caught a chest pass from hell right in the face courtesy of Hall of Famer Larry Bird.