Larry Bird

Larry Bird was plagued with injuries toward the end of his career, and his agent and wife were concerned.

They suggested that he go see a doctor who specializes in natural remedies for sports injuries.

But man, was that the wrong thing to say. Larry flipped the table right over, sending a whole mess of dishes and breakfast food flying all over this restaurant, and he said, "I'm not a homeopath!"

He took off running toward the front door with his hand out, smacking the back of every diner's head along the path to the door.

The manager and the hostess just looked at each other and shook their heads, cause Larry did that every time he came in there.