Larry Bird

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Larry Bird

Larry Bird's first contract in the NBA earned him over 650,000 dollars.

And do you know what the first thing he did with that money was? He bought one of them damned "Bedazzler" guns that puts all kinds of shiny jewels on your clothing.

He came out of his bedroom five hours later with an old bed sheet draped over his body that glittered with pink gems from head to toe.

By the next morning, his wife's entire wardrobe consisted of radiant pink bedazzled suits.

He went over the line, though, when he started running around the house screaming "SNEAK ATTACK" and tagging his wife and family with that bedazzler, cause that thing really hurts.

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