This one time Larry Bird showed up to his younger sister's wedding wearing a pair of safety goggles with a cucumber between the goggles and his eyes.
Needless to say, the crowd looked on in fear and amazement as Larry groped and stumbled his way to the head table.
He asked the groom to guess what his favorite kind of vegetable was.
Before the groom had a chance to answer, Larry took the cucumber and clocked him over the head with it, splattering cucumber guts everywhere.
"Guess again" he said as he ran for the door.
No one saw or heard from him again until two weeks later, when he was found at a McDonalds in San Francisco.
Needless to say, the crowd looked on in fear and amazement as Larry groped and stumbled his way to the head table.
He asked the groom to guess what his favorite kind of vegetable was.
Before the groom had a chance to answer, Larry took the cucumber and clocked him over the head with it, splattering cucumber guts everywhere.
"Guess again" he said as he ran for the door.
No one saw or heard from him again until two weeks later, when he was found at a McDonalds in San Francisco.
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